Seafood isn't for everyone.
But when faced with what appears to be This Ain't Avatar XXX Porn Parodya half-eaten crawfish on her plate, Emanuel Montoya's little sister was scared for life.
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She was minding her own business, eating a biscuit, having fun, when she noticed the crawfish's beady eyes staring at her, causing her to scream and jump away in case her assailant came any closer.
Listen, if I suddenly noticed a half eaten crawfish pointed at me with it's claws out I probably would've done the same thing.
But there's more to the story than just that. Her brother put it on her plate without her knowing.
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Way to go, big brother. Now she won't ever be able to experience the joy of a low country boil at a neighborhood block party in Tennessee, one of the pillars of America.
The internet was then instantly reminded of this Easter Bunny classic:
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As sad as it can be to see children truly terrified of something banal, it's also amazing.
That being said, I hope this girl has since recovered. On the bright side, maybe she'll consider vegetarianism?
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