The White Nude Taken Downfirst post-credits scene for Marvel's Thunderbolts*takes us on a trip down the cereal aisle.
SEE ALSO: 'Thunderbolts*' end-credits scene, explained: Who are the New Avengers?The mid-credits scene sees Alexei Shostakov/Red Guardian (David Harbour) hanging out in a supermarket, waiting to see if anyone will buy a Wheaties box with the Thunderbolts — sorry, New Avengers — on it.
The entire gag plays off one of Alexei's earlier lines, where he yearns to be on a team of heroes that people will love and respect to the point where they get that ultimate prize: a place on the front of a Wheaties box. Now that the Thunderbolts have been dubbed the New Avengers and have a public-facing role as heroes, that dream has been fully realized.
That doesn't mean people are actually buying the New Avengers Wheaties, though. Alexei tries to convince one woman, adding that the cereal is "good for kids" and pointing himself out on the box. The shopper, bless her heart, does take a box — only to put it down at the end of the aisle and run off. Sorry, Alexei, you're just not the best salesman!
If you, unlike this mid-credits shopper, actually want to see a New Avengers Wheaties box, you're in luck! You can buy a collectible box (no Wheaties included) or see a massive standee of the box at a movie theater.
I'd say it's part of a balanced breakfast, but I don't think a balanced breakfast comes with quite this much murder.
Thunderbolts* is now in theaters.
Topics Marvel
Staff Picks: Land Mines, Laugh Tracks, and Ladies in Satin by The Paris ReviewMy Spirit Burns Through This BodyMy Spirit Burns Through This BodyMy Spirit Burns Through This BodyThe Art of Distance No. 35 by The Paris ReviewRedux: A Point of Coincidence by The Paris ReviewThe Cold Blood of Iceland by Roni HornReality Is PlasticineThe Art of Distance No. 39 by The Paris ReviewStaff Picks: Marriage, Martinis, and Mortality by The Paris ReviewI See the World by Jamaica KincaidThe Myth of SelfStaff Picks: Mammoths, Magazines, and Mysterious Marks by The Paris Review(Dead) Birds of America by The Paris ReviewStaff Picks: Heaven, Hearing Trumpets, and Hong SangRedux: A Point of Coincidence by The Paris ReviewThe Cold Blood of Iceland by Roni HornInsane Places by Elisa GabbertWhat Our Contributors Are Reading This Fall by The Paris ReviewStaff Picks: Marriage, Martinis, and Mortality by The Paris Review Facebook's 'People You May Know' feature is creepy as hell Uber will track even more about your trip with new mid Why Hawaii's Kilauea volcano could keep erupting for months The stigma against oatmeal raisin cookies must end 23 GIFs that look just like masturbation, if you know what you're looking for Amazon Go cashier 'Pennyworth' prequel show will be all about Batman's butler OnePlus 6 photos, specs, and price leak early Butt rip jeans are the latest terrible jeans trend that we definitely never needed Harrison Ford crashed an interview with new Han Solo Alden Ehrenreich For cryptocurrency to go mainstream, it needs tools like these An analysis of James Delos' creepy speech in 'Westworld' Man gets hilarious response after pitching astroturfed window boxes to garden show 'Whack WhatsApp update makes group messaging more like Slack Facebook launched a "youth portal" to win back teens (and parents) Kapersky Labs heads to Switzerland All the cool phones I wanted from 2000s rap videos Google pausing Chrome 66 autoplay blocker after developer complaints Facebook updates Stories to complete its Snapchat domination
2.4435s , 10108.4296875 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【White Nude Taken Down】,Evergreen Information Network