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The adult website is launching their own app that says will bring quicker load times, more privacy, and all the YouPorn content you want on your phone without cluttering up your browser history for someone to snoop on.

In a statement on the release of the app, Charlie Hughes, Vice President of YouPorn, said, “Not only will users gain quicker and more convenient access, but most importantly are given an even more secure and private way to explore content using open technologies without needing platform specific app marketplaces or cumbersome side-loading certificates which could make one’s devices less secure.”

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The site boasts (SFW link) that the app will provide 50 percent quicker loading times and the same content you'd access on the YouPorn site itself, including filtering tools and customizable playlists. In addition, a spokesperson for YouPorn told Mashable via email, "Because we use strong encryption and run outside the web browser, a users’ search and browsing history are not available to view by other users."

Of course, this being porn-related, the app won't be showing up in Apple or Google Play's app store so you have to do a bit of a work around (site SFW but beware that URL) to get there. One other note: if you're on an iPhone, you'll need to utilize your Safari web browser to get the app to load instead of Chrome or other browsers.

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But once you go through the pretty painless setup process, boom: you're all set. And the company says the app will keep itself up to date so there's no need for users to do their own updating once you've added the app to your home screen.

Of course, don't forget to also set yourself up with a VPN because everyone knows that you should always use protection. You'll feel better and more secure later.

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