【Anne Marie Gonzales Archives】

LONDON -- Cher,Anne Marie Gonzales Archives if you're reading this, I want you to know that your tweet game is seriously fierce.

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On Twitter, Cher is outspoken. She's political. She's heartfelt. And, she's also pretty damn hilarious. In short, no one does Twitter like Cher does.

Cher's tweets tell the story of a human being; one that sometimes sends butt tweets or forgets to upload the photo to her tweet.

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She is every single one of us. Which is why I decided to spread some joy to my immediate circle of friends, colleagues and family by communicating with Cher tweets for a day.

Needless to say, it brought endless joy and much, muchconfusion.

Here's how my day went down.

9:00 a.m.: RESEARCH

You don't just become Cher, you know. It takes real work.

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And, although I've made a study of Cher's tweets, I decided to refresh my knowledge of the rudiments of Cher-like communications.

The rules:

• ALWAYS WRITE IN BLOCK CAPITALS

• If you can replace a word with an emoji, do it.

• The more obscure the emoji, the better.

• Esoteric tweets only add to the mystique.

• Always replace 'to' with '2', 'for' with '4'.

9:50 a.m.: "WHY NOT2 TUFF"

Cher knows the meaning of hard work. So, after spending my first hour getting my shizz together (reading Cher tweets), I began communicating with my beloved Mashable UKcolleagues.

I started off by sending our social media editor -- Maya Robert -- some of Cher's political thoughts via Slack.

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Cher's been ~highly~ vocal about her distaste for Donald Trump and her support for Hillary Clinton. Naturally, this dose of girl power was the perfect way to kick things off.

Still, it appeared a bit out of the blue to Maya, who responded with a puzzled "who is that?"

9:54 a.m.: "Let's have a moment of calm"

Gianluca Mezzofiore is Mashable UK's realtime news reporter. To say he didn't understand what was happening would be a colossal understatement.

Cher has an extensive emoji vocabulary. And, her ability to unearth seldom used emoji in a creative way never fails to amaze me. I decided it was time to unearth some of the more obscure emoji lurking in the recesses of my keyboard.

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Shortly after this emoji exchange, Gianluca turned to me and said "What's wrong with you?" followed by "I don't understand what's happening."

This was disappointing as I had hoped he would find encouragement from Cher's motivational tweet and clever use of emoji.

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10:34 a.m.: "DONT 4GET...YOU ARE SPECIAL & UNIQUE"

I decided that my fellow Mashable UKteammates needed a little mid-morning boost.

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Thankfully, Mashable UK's deputy editor -- Liza Hearon -- knows how to take a compliment. She thanked me for my kind words. You're welcome, Liza! Cher is nothing if not encouraging.

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10:41 a.m.: "PULLED UP MY SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL G-STRING"

Next, I Slacked my much-loved colleague, Elisha Hartwig. I knew she'd appreciate some empowering words.

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Her response wasn't quite what I had anticipated, however.

"Wait what hahahaha."

How rude.

1:53 p.m.: ~tears~

Time for some more inexplicable and unintentionally risqué emoji. Kind of like this tweet, which was horribly misconstrued.

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I dropped this bad boy into Team UK's slack channel. And, it was met with ~zero~ response. Zero.

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1:55 p.m.: "MUST WATCH NEWS"

Keen to not let an awkward silence ensue after my previous failed tweet, I decided a more relevant Cher tweet wouldn't go amiss. As a journalist, I felt this one would be apt...

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But, no. Again, my tweet was met with silence.

2:10 p.m.: "Ppl who use emoji are having more sex."

After my previous tweets fell flat on their face, I was feeling starved of attention. I knew I needed to up my game.

I moved my efforts into a different realm; one where Cher's tweets would either sink or swim. I sent my Tinder matches Cher's tweets and it was...interesting.

Firstly I chose one of Cher's saucier tweets, which immediately felt like a rookie error.

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Online dating is tough, and you've really got to stand out from the crowd when it comes to your opening line. I chose some of Cher's more declarative and esoteric tweets in an effort to kickstart some conversation.

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Again, this did not elicit the desired response. What was happening?

It was as if I was speaking a language that nobody understood. I felt alone, bereft, and unable to convey my true feelings.

But, then I thought about what Cher would do if faced with the same situation. She would flick her hair and tell me to snap the hell out of it.

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3:15 p.m.: I'm stronger

After a brief hiatus to channel my inner Cher, I got back in the game. Cher often tweets when she's signing off Twitter for a while, just in case her fans wonder where she's gone. I thought I'd jump back into Team UK's Slack channel to make sure my fans -- a.k.a. my colleagues -- knew where I was.

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Thankfully, one of my fans -- Liza Hearon -- reciprocated, which filled my heart with joy.

4:21 p.m.: "OK FOUND MY ARMOR PLATED BIG GIRL G-STRING"

Once I'd done some more work -- stories don't write themselves, you know -- I remembered that I hadn't said anything for a while. Late afternoon is the perfect time for earth-shattering Cher inspo. So I dropped in this nugget of empowerment and sent it to my colleagues.

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By this point, I really felt like I had just found my armour plated big girl G-string.

5:35 p.m.: "MY ACTUAL JOB IS BEING AN ICON"

Tim Chester -- assistant editor, real time news -- might have come late to the party, but I sure am glad he came.

Yes, Tim, it was a Cher tweet. Top marks for you.

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Slack was transformed into a Cher tweet party. And, it was the best damn party of my life.

7:33 p.m.: "I'LL KICK ASS TILL IM 100"

Naturally, there were a few people in my life who quite simply did not understand my well-meaning gestures. By brother, Jamie, who replied with a simple 'WTF'. Hey, you win some, you lose some.

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While my day was undoubtedly a challenge, I learned a great deal from Cher's tweets.

I realised that people really respond to spontaneous words of encouragement. At work, we could all use some motivational speeches once in a while.

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Cher knows what it means to feel misunderstood, but she just DGAF. I, too, should give fewer fucks.

Let's face it. We could all do with channelling our inner Cher.

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