It's been 14 years,homo-eroticism and our intrigue has only increased with time.
Now, rapper Nelly has stepped forward to gallantly attempt an answer to one of the greatest questions of the '00s -- why the hell was Kelly Rowland texting via Excel spreadsheet in the video for "Dilemma?"
SEE ALSO: Here's Drake singing 'Bad Blood' because he really loves dramaThe appearance of a bizarre Microsoft Excel spreadsheet on Rowland's Nokia Communicator phone in the 2002 video has remained one of the biggest mysteries of the turn of the century.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
And -- do you believe it -- Rowland actually has the nerve to get p*ssed off with her fictional lover when he doesn't reply to her spreadsheet.
That's not how texting works, honey.
On Friday, the panel of Australian TV show The Project, finally had the opportunity to demand answers while Nelly was in town to promote his RNB Fridays Live tour.
And like a trooper, Nelly explained. Kind of.
"That was the thing at the time. That was the new technology at the time," he said, as if no one has ever believed him.
He continued, ever so diplomatically: "It looks a little dated now, I can see that."
Dated, yes. Completely imaginary? Also yes. Watch from 3:09 mins.
Seriously though, never forget.
Topics Music
Best Cyber Monday AirPods deals: AirPods Pro at recordWhat does queer mean?TikTok's most viral songs in 2023Best Cyber Monday laptop deals 2023 from Apple, Best Buy, Dell, and moreTime Warps Are Real and What You Should Do About It by Anthony MadridWhat does queer mean?Ugliness Is Underrated: Ugly Fashion by Katy KelleherOn Uwe Johnson: The Hardest Book I’ve Ever Translated by Damion SearlsArthur Machen, the H. G. Wells of HorrorUgliness Is Underrated: Ugly Fashion by Katy KelleherBest Cyber Monday Apple AirTags deals in 2023Edward Gorey Lived at the Ballet by Mark DeryStaff Picks: Shirkers, Sculptors, and Space Ghosts by The Paris ReviewBehind the Author’s Photo by Beowulf SheehanStaff Picks: Potters, Porridge Bowls, and Pastries as Existential Truths by The Paris ReviewStaff Picks: Shirkers, Sculptors, and Space Ghosts by The Paris ReviewCyber Monday Meta Quest deals: Save up to $100Lionel Trilling’s Hottest Takes by Lionel Trilling80+ Cyber Monday Apple deals: AirPods Pro are $169Pornhub traffic dropped during Champions League final No One? How Does No One Work for You? by Sadie Stein Is going to a movie during the WGA/SAG Death of a Salesman by Sam Sweet Twitter is producing errors. What we know. Threads app already struggles with moderating misinformation and hate speech, advocates warn Novels a Waste of Time, Says Noel Gallagher, and Other News by Sadie Stein How to support those impacted by the writers' and SAG strikes Recapping Dante: Canto 2 by Alexander Aciman If You See Something by Sadie Stein What is pelvic pain and what can you do to treat it? Musk admits Twitter cash flow is still negative, lost 50% of ad revenue We dreamed of the Before Times for a year. But how will COVID's scars haunt the After Times? J. D. Salinger on a Cruise, and Other News by Sadie Stein Happy Birthday, Elmore by Sadie Stein Future Tense: An Interview with Kiese Laymon by Whitney Mallett Bones by Nathan Deuel The Diary Diaries by Simon Akam Recapping Dante: Canto 3, or Abandon Hope by Alexander Aciman The top 10 vibrators, according to the internet Taiye Selasi, Rome, Italy by Matteo Pericoli
3.7067s , 10197.4296875 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【homo-eroticism】,Evergreen Information Network